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On Earth Magazine Article.

Here is a story, Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before, On Earth Magazine wrote about me. It details my former life as a marine biologist and my transition (that’s a nice way of saying going broke) into comedy. I don’t remember saying that “manatees are just horny animals” but regardless of my accusations towards these animals it’s still a nice piece.

The photo shoot was long and cold but worth it for the pictures we got. There were many people in the Three Sisters Springs on Crystal River that day, and I wanted to bludgeon all of them. Watching these clueless slobs float around unimpressed and disrespectful of the opportunity they were given made me wish that manatees preferred eating human flesh (with the exception of mine).

Thanks to Todd Essick for the photos and Kyle Munzenrieder for the writing.

Totally rad!

http://www.onearth.org/article/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one