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Death approaches.

Turned 39 recently. I just realized that I am now as old as the people that I think look old to me. I’m judging other people when I should be judging myself. “Look at that older guy, gray in his beard, shirt tucked into some khakis with a pair of polished dress shoes, giving that guy the thumbs up sign, listening to Steely Dan and digging it, trying to still look young and hip.” Then I realize ‘Ohh, that’s what I look like!’ I have all the physical traits of a guy aging but I’m still trying to look younger. Trying to dress hip and younger, hair spiked up. I should be wearing Docker’s with my shirt tucked in, hair parted, but instead I am holding on to some fantasy that I am still relevant as a part of the youthful population. I now realize that I am at the age where I look old to people in their 20’s. Son of a bitch! And I still don’t have my shit together. I am a comedian, which means I am almost unemployed. I have four cats, which turns out is not as cool as I originally thought it was; it’s kind of like reverse cat lady ‘I don’t need a family as long as I’ve got my kitties!’. I need to accept the fact that death has begun its approach. Next year I will be 40. People tell me that age is only a number. I agree it is number…but it is a number that tells you when you are going to die. Might want to pay attention to that one. “E” is only a letter, but it is a letter that let’s you know you are about to run out of gas, also important if you are trying to go somewhere. Place whatever importance you feel on numbers and letters, I’m off to the gym to try and stall the arrival time of my mortality. I feel older and none the wiser. Have a wonderful day!
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New website. Blog.

This is my new website, please let me know what you think, although to be truthful it doesn’t really matter because this is how it’s going to stay for awhile. I was already broke before I had it “remodeled” and now I am sub-broke. I’m just telling myself that I am eating less because it is healthier. Please give some input nonetheless. If you have read this far then you are aware that I have a blog. I know blogging has been around for a technological eternity, but it is new to me. I don’t need to hear any jokes about a pager, vcr, or dial up connection. For the most part I am going to just type out some crap in my brain that I think is funny and/or interesting. I’m not going to check the grammar, spelling, or sentence structure, so please don’t waste your time letting me know that I misspelled Wensday. I will be posting new videos and projects as they come along so please check them out. Thanks for stopping in, now if you would kindly look around a bit and then see yourself out, I’ve got to get back to being disgruntled.